DrRocket ([info]drrocketanski) wrote,
@ 2009-02-22 01:19:00
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Racy-ness and Racism
"The guardian women must strip for physical training, since they'll wear virtue or excellence instead of clothes."

- Socrates in Plato's Republic (Book V)

At least Plato got something right.

Washington Post cartoon "scandal"

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/21/chimp.cartoon/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
"There is consensus that if the Post does not ... get rid of the journalists who are responsible for this bit of hate speech seeing the light of day, that we will move this from a local, regional issue to a very national issue," Jealous (NAACP guy) said.

"This was an invitation to assassination of the president of the United States and anyone who was not offended by it doesn't have any sensibilities."

"...Anyone who was not offended by it doesn't have any sensibilities."  hahahahaha!!!!2

Some Rules for Having Racial Sensibilities:
Rule #1:  If you see a primate in any cartoon, you must assume it's making reference to a black person.  Otherwise, you have no sensibilities.

Rule #2: Don't consider yourself a complete retard for automatically thinking a primate is a black person, but rather assume that everyone who doesn't see this "doesn't have any sensibilities".

Rule #3: Do everything in your power to destroy those who would dare to use a primate to make reference to a black person.  (Nevermind that you are actually the one who suggested that this particular primate was referring to a black person.)

Rule #4: McCarthy was right in his method, he just had the wrong kind of target.

Edit: I've got it!  Bush was presented as a primate so often, that I think many cartoonists must've thought he was black.  I don't know why the NAACP did not have those cartoonists fired for presenting Bush as black.  That's clearly an insult to the black population.  (I feel so enlightened now that I have sensibilities!)



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[info]grease_1978
2009-02-22 02:21 pm UTC (link)
*wrapping my head with duct tape*

grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Invitation to assASSinate the president!?!? Give me a freaking break.

Maybe we do need to get nuked or go into a super-great depression...then people can actually have something to cry about.

"I'll GIVE you something to cry about" - my dad.

People are so effing sensitive.

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On behalf of primates everywhere...
[info]joeleo
2009-02-23 02:11 am UTC (link)
I would think that primates would be insulted for being compared to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid (since that's what the cartoon is really getting at). Where's the outrage on behalf of chimpanzees everywhere? Not even apes deserve that kind of treatment!

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[info]geektown
2009-02-23 07:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm sensing a lack of fondness for the new administration and the rhetoric surrounding it.

I can do that, since I'm a Jedi.

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[info]drrocketanski
2009-02-24 01:45 am UTC (link)
You need to read these posts with a blast shield down, then we'll see if you're a Jedi or not!

Rhetoric is a part of politics. But when a politician claims to be rejecting rhetoric, then dives into rhetoric with all his Messianic might, I must conclude that either 1) he is stupid/naive, or 2) he thinks we're stupid/naive.

But at least we don't have that monkey in office anymore!

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